Monday, November 12, 2012

The Worst Book I Have Ever Read, and Why

(#2) Read 25 Books

1. Room by Emma Donohue
2. Tender is the Night by F. Scott Fitzgerald
3. Dreams from My Father by Barack Obama
4. A Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin
5. A Clash of Kings by George R.R. Martin
6. A Storm of Swords by George R.R. Martin
7A Feast for Crows by George R. R. Martin
8. A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving
9. The Shack by William Young


The Shack is the story of Mackenzie Allen Phillips, a man who loses his daughter Missy in a tragic kidnapping and murder. Years later Mackenzie receives a letter from God asking him to journey back to the shack where Missy's bloody clothing was found. Mackenzie does go to meet God, and is greeted by a Holy Trinity who proceed to inform him about the meaning of life and his purpose in the world.

I probably would not have finished this book if it were not for this blog. But as a lover of reading who has a pretty good grasp on what books I will and will not like, I so rarely wind up reading books that I truly dislike that I felt this would add some nice variety to my reviews. And finishing the book gave more validity to my hatred. I gave it until the very last page to redeem itself. But it never did.

There was absolutely nothing in this book that stimulated thought in me. I can't distinguish one original thought, or even an old wisdom presented in a new way. There was nothing exciting or interesting that kept me reading, whatsoever. I literally couldn't have cared less what happened to the characters.

I've read many other reviews of this book and I know that many people have read it and loved it. Therefore I think it is only fair to explain why I disliked it so much. I'm happy to listen to dissenting opinions. Provided, of course, that they are organized in the form of a 7-point list.


The Top Seven Reasons Why The Shack is the Worst Book I Have Ever Read:

1. Young uses sadness as a crutch. A lot of writers fall into this trap. Sadness is a powerful emotion, especially when coupled with guilt. "A child is kidnapped and murdered. That's really sad. And if I don't feel sad, something must really be wrong with me. I better feel sad." You don't get to capitalize on my emotions by simply making up a sad story. You have to work for them.

2. The book never achieves a suspension of disbelief. Young is asking the reader to accept a lot here- the physical manifestation of God for the purpose of helping one disillusioned man make sense of a tragedy. Such a premise has to be approached very delicately for the reader to be able to accept it. But again Young never puts in the effort to make us believe. He jumps right in with a note from God (I was still with him at this point). Then when we meet God, rather than a subtle introduction, we are bombarded with excessive magic tricks that are not open to any kind of interpretation. There is no time to work up to this, nor does Young ever earn my trust enough for me to believe him.

3. Unnecessary details burden an already difficult plot. This problem also contributes to the lack of  "suspension of disbelief." I am taken out of the story due to odd details such as the main character being a man named Mackenzie (is this really a man's name?) with a wife named Nan. Not only is God a black woman, She is a black woman whom Mack calls "Papa" for no discernible reason. The fake introduction by William Young claiming that this is a real story adds nothing to the story. And what happens to Mack when he leaves the Shack is totally out of left field.

4. The book tells instead of shows. "Show don't tell" is a basic rule of writing that many non-writers probably think is just a platitude. But there is a huge difference between "Mack felt surprised" and "Mack's mouth fell open and his breath caught in his throat." One enables you to envision the situation and draw your own interpretation about how Mack felt. The other is just a sentence. It makes you feel nothing. Young uses this technique in communicating God's message as well. God simply tells Mack of His/Her intentions. There is no element of testing faith or no possibility of the reader drawing conclusions on her own.

5. I find Young's version of God to be offensive. I'm not a particularly religious person. But I found it quite presumptuous for some author to literally write the words of God with his own hand. God in the book literally says "this is my purpose for creating man" and a variety of other direct statements. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I imagine that a particularly religious person would find this extremely offensive. And I'm all for God not being the traditional old white male with a white beard. But if God is going to be a black woman, She should probably be more than just an offensive stereotype that wears a head wrap and says things like "sho'nuff" (seriously...page 119). I would think the creator of all cultures would have a better understanding of them.

6. The characters behave in a way that literally no real person would. Mack meets a family camping for a long weekend (like, three days) and they literally become best friends. The police officer on Mack's case tells him gruesome details about what his daughter's killer has done to other girls. They get a lead on where the killer has taken Missy and decide to wait until morning to pursue him. The dialogue is stilted and at times cringe-worthy. Not to mention Mack's reaction to meeting God and how quickly he believes what he is being told. That could be a whole article in itself.

7. Young attempts too many grand messages and winds up leaving us with nothing. All of these things I could forgive if the book made me feel uplifted in some way or left me with some lasting impression, as many have said that it did for them. But I really can't identify any profound message or enlightening bit of information to be had from this book. God encourages Mack to forgive the murderer of his daughter- not surprising. God reveals that He loves all of his children equally- I'm pretty sure that's just a quote from the Bible. God suggests that the cause of all evil in the world is mankind seeking an independence from Him- somewhat confusing, and quite self-serving. There are just far to many messages crammed into 200 pages for any one of them to be developed enough to have any impact on me.

In short, I am entirely comfortable stating that this is the worst book that I have read cover to cover in my 25 years on this Earth. I think I have provided enough justification as to why. Obviously I can't encourage you to read something that I have just reviewed so scathingly, but I'd really be interested to hear from anyone out there who has already read it. Supposedly there is a group of people out there who actually love this book- but do they really exist?


Friday, November 2, 2012

The Book Aptly Titled "A Clash of Kings"

(#2) Read 25 Books

1. Room by Emma Donohue
2. Tender is the Night by F. Scott Fitzgerald
3. Dreams from My Father by Barack Obama
4. A Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin (book one of the series)
    A Clash of Kings by George R.R. Martin (book two)
5. A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving


Let me start by saying: if you haven’t read the first book in the series (or seen the first season of the show), and you intend to, you SHOULD NOT read this blog post any further. In fact don't even scroll down. It is impossible for me to talk about the second book without giving anything away from the first. However, I won’t include any spoilers for book two itself.

We left off with the Seven Kingdoms split by civil war. With the death of King Robert, his son Joffrey takes the Iron Throne. The murder of Eddard Stark has caused his son Robb to lead a host against King’s Landing and the Lannisters. Meanwhile Robert’s brothers Stannis (the elder and therefore rightful heir) and Renly (the younger but more well-liked brother) have both staked their claims. Balon Greyjoy, father of the Starks’ ward Theon Greyjoy, has also declared himself King of the Iron Islands, further complicating the situation.

As the title promises, there are several clashes of the many kings involved. Catelyn Stark, Robb’s mother and the late Eddard’s wife, attempts to reconcile with Stannis and Renly to defeat their mutual foes, Joffrey and the Lannisters. Tyrion Lannister takes over as Hand of the King and is basically the brains behind the Lannister operation, while Joffrey just sits around being evil. Theon Greyjoy turns out to be a less-than-grateful guest of the Stark family. And in the end there is a very large battle involving many of them that turns out to be quite confusing even for those involved.

Meanwhile on the Wall, the Night’s Watch sends out a group to find Jon Snow’s uncle Benjen Stark, who never returned from his own reconnaissance mission. The promise that was set up in the prologue of the first book – of very freaky things to come- finally starts happening.

And in the East, Daenerys Targaryen continues to play the role of the unlikely badass. Only now she is known as the mother of dragons. BAMF.




What I love about A Clash of Kings is the continued development of some very interesting characters. Many people turn out to be not quite who you expected them to be. Bravery is displayed in a variety of ways, and cowardice is the undoing of many who could otherwise be great. And, thankfully but surprisingly, women actually play an important role in almost every story line.

What I don’t love about this book is that it seems George R.R. Martin let success go to his head. The book is about 200 pages longer than the first (which was already about 800 pages) and doesn’t necessarily need to be. The storyline gets a little convoluted at points- brace yourself to be confused during Tyrion’s chapters especially. The chapters are longer too, when the short chapters were one of my favorite things about Game of Thrones.

All in all though I think the story progressed very well and I am very interested to see what happens next.

By the way, Ronnie and I started watching the first season of the HBO show and it is SO. GOOD. It is really hard to keep quiet about certain upcoming developments though when Ronnie hasn’t read any of the books yet. So if you'd like to talk about anything through book 2 with me, I'd be happy to. I'm literally bursting with all of this secret information.